December 2011
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
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STILL ALIVE
STILL BUSYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jake is passed the living fuck out on my bed at the moment, sooo, here I am~~~
stormcloud:
if santa isn’t real then explain how i met him at the mall
santa: 1
god: 0
Reblog if you want (1+) creepy compliment.
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Fuck Yeah Sims Meme: Sims 3 Showtime →
ihatecrayons:
fuckyeahsimsmeme:
The next expansion pack, to be released in March 2012.
Trailer
Website
KEY FEATURES • Rise to Stardom: Venture into a new world and live the dream as a singer, acrobat, magician or DJ. Watch your Sims rise to fame—or go down in flames as they perform for other Sims. • Create…
omg it’s gonna have in-game messaging??? Cat and I have wanted this forever!
...
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shit's good.
still alive. just busy. :)
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sheepdean:
cannibalrobotart:
cottonbutts:
i’m really not excited for 2012 because i’ll be 17 and 17 is such a fucking pointless age
17 is what you make it.
17 is a prime number
i hate the number 7 so i agree with cottonbutts
oral rapper.
sexnazi:
a sex game where you go down on someone and they have to rap the entire time or you stop.
you’re welcome.
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darkpassengerdriving asked: Oh god gurl EVERYONE at oberlin has adderall and weed in abundance, I swear. I've never taken study drugs though and honestly I don't think adderall could save this trainwreck of a paper hahahahaha oh fml I hate everything
allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
THIS REEKS OF OLD MYSPACE SURVEYS, I'M GONNA DO...
lets-smush:
Bold what applies to you.
I am a male. I am a female I am shorter than 5’4. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my body. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have a piercing in a...
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4 DAYS
LESS THAN FOUR FUCKING DAYS
I feel for those of you who won’t be having someone with you over the holidays, I really do, because it was initially going to be that way for me. But not anymore.
Sweeeeet jesus it’s been too long.
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Wait, I just missed that whole spiel from Ron Paul...
stfuconservatives:
iamateenagefeminist:
That’s okay, the media did the same thing to his entire campaign.
Let me sum it up
Moderator: What about Iran?
Ron Paul: NO WAR NO WAR NO WAR NO WAR
(applause applause)
Moderator: Ok but this thing is actually happening
Ron Paul: NO WAR NO WAR NO WAR NO. WAR.
Santorum: WAR!
(applause applause)